I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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