I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Bring me that man meat
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
false alarm, still single
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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