My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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