he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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