I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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