So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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