He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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