I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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