I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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