I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
someone owes me an orgasm
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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