its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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