I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
