it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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