Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I bet he comes in French.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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