I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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