I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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