You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
All the doctor said was why
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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