Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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