Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize