Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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