she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize