are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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