okay pat passed out under dana's car
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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