Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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