i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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