This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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