Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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