Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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