So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So squirting runs in the family.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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