i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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