this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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