I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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