Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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