member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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