So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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