If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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