super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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