Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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