its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Apparently you make a good broom.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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