It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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