He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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