She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you inspire me to be a worse person
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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