I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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