Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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