and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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