When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
where does the pee come out of this thing
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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