Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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