please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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