do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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