"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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