my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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