are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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