Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How external is "for external use only"?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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