We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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