Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
